how can u be prego again
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think I have vodka in my lungs
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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