But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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