im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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