I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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