Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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