I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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