Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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