going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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