I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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