But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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