Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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