do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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