Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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