well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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