No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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