i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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