let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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