I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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