I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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