And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
