Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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