I'll bet she douches with gravy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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