I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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