Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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