Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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