I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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