Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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