I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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