take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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