I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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