ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I am available for nakedness
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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