Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
How many fucks given?
0.12846
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
its liver damage thursday
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
