I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I believe in your delicious
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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