Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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