You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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