I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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