I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
