Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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