idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she peed on how many people?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You may now shotgun with the bride
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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