"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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