I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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