i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
