yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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