windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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