My nipple is on Facebook.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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