we have officially lost it.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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