how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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