I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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