I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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