Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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